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Ultimate Funny Pickup Lines

Most pick up lines are a dime a dozen.  So why do we try to come up with new ones?  Because there will always be one or two really great ones that work.  In these next few paragraphs I'm going to teach you how to come up with your own pick up lines anywhere, any time. 

 

The first thing you need to know is that women are emotional - they feel everything.  When you come up with words that make them feel special, positive, happy, secure, whatever, then you know how to connect with them.  And for women, connecting is everything. 

 

When you are scouting out a woman to approach, be sure to watch her for a while.  Check out how she styles her hair, what she's wearing, whether she's animated when she talks or subdued.  Look for clues about her personality in all the things she does. 

 

Here are some simple questions to ask yourself when looking for clues:

 

• Why did she come here?
• Is there something in particular that she likes about this place?
• Does she look sad or bored?  Happy?
• What is she doing with her hands?
• What is she wearing?
• Does she wear a lot of jewelry?

 

All of these question will give you the answers into her personality that will help you come up with great pick up lines.  For instance, let's say you're in a neighborhood bar and you see a cute little blonde sitting at the end of the bar.  Her hair is short and curly.  She's wearing a dark colored sweater and dark jeans.  Her earrings are large and dangling, and she's wearing a bracelet that has large, chunky stones.  She's drinking a glass of red wine and looking into the glass frequently.  What does this tell you?

 

This woman is normally very upbeat and is not afraid to be a little different (big jewelry, short curly hair).  However, tonight she is feeling down and something is bothering her (dark understated clothes, looking into her wineglass).  Probably sad (sitting alone at the end of the bar, red wine - it's fruity, sweet, and somewhat indulgent). 

 

So, what's the pick up line for this woman?  Something that shows her you noticed that she's feeling down and sad tonight, but will make her laugh or smile at the same time.  "I was sitting across the room when your bracelet winked at me.  You look like you could use a little company.  At least your bracelet thinks so."

 

Use your observations to come up with pick up lines that fit each and every woman individually.  Women love to hear words that make them feel special.  All you have to do is watch and take your cues from what you see.

 

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About the Author

Alex Coulson has been a core leader in the ever evolving dating industry, he holds cutting-edge dating workshops/courses every weekend around Australia and regularly holds dating seminars on attracting women internationally.

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